I Can't Be Vinced

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

#they didn’t break the fourth wall they literally fucking crashed through it with a dramatic shattering of glass

nayydiaa:

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.

To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous.

This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

^^^ ahh

Camera: Canon EOS-1D Mark IV
Aperture: f/4
Exposure: 1/100th
Focal Length: 19mm

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hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

George Fucking Watsky

(Source: cevansydg)

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: basedgosh)

victoriayny:

balphesian:

madimpossible:

sibilidomdom:

8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her school demolished… Just listen.

#Moriarty’s daughter

every follower has to hear this.

(Source: justaskinnyboy.com)

Played 1055575 times.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

(Source: bstinsons)

chipperwhale:

Some things I’ve taught myself through out the years. I have not gone to college for art or comics, these are things I’ve learned by just trying to make comics by myself.

Maybe the yahoostaff will give us a chat bar!